Stupid fucking people

Stupid ass fucking retarded dumb fucks need to die.

Yes, I'm angry.

For a change, I'm NOT angry with a fucking customer.

I'm angry that the piece of shit, fat assed, lazy mother fucker that is my part time help tried his power trip shit on me.

We are asset protection, formerly "loss prevention". I've spoken about my duties before, but allow me to give another brief description. We simply watch monitors and make sure shit doesn't get stolen. We monitor the building and its surroundings. We perform security and maintenance around the building, regarding things like light fixtures, stocking of products, all doors and exits, fire safety hazards and the like. We stamp employee purchases to ensure that they are paid for and to show that we have properly verified that a transaction took place. Our little jobs are boring and simple, but they are a part of what keeps merchandise in and thieves out.

I have this ass-hole co-worker named Chris. He is the fat guy at the door in my video from my Job Vlog He hasn't been there very long, only a few months. 4 months max. I trained the mother fucker! I am the full timer, and he is my part timer. I'm considered his "senior" in the store, and I've worked for Best Buy for over 3 fucking years now!

I have had so many employees tell me stories of his power trip issues, I fucking can't stand the guy now. I edited out the portion of my "Job Vlog" where he threatened to take my camera away. Well, it's a public place and I can legally film in there so FUCK HIM. He said several times that he was going to take away my camera, and was like "I'm serious" and I was like "stop talking shit man"...then he acted like he was joking, seeing how I wasn't going to take his shit. He then got a little cooler at that point and was like "ok..." But I knew that he really was trying to try that power trip shit on me. I knew he was actually serious. FUCK HIM dude, I fucking can't stand the guy.


So then me and Ray went into the store today since I was off, and we were looking at buying some DVDs. Ray picked up a horrible movie called "Zombie Strippers" and laughed at it as he showed me the case. I was like "hell fucking no!" and I knocked it out of his hand, but yeah we were only playing.... we were laughing and joking for Christ's sake! Everyone around the store knows us, and they all know that we do nothing but laugh and joke when we come in! Chris looks at us with a serious face, and is like "I'm going to have to ask you not to throw the merchandise around".... WTF! I look at this guy like "Are you serious?" and then told him I'd throw it at HIM! I then simulate me stomping on the DVD as it lies on the ground to further piss him off. He then adds "No matter how much the movie sucks, I'm going to ask you once more not to throw the merchandise" .... I'm the fucking senior asset protection rep in the store, I KNOW not to harm merchandise! Not only that, but I didn't "throw" it God damn it. I merely knocked it out of Ray's hand in jest as we were BOTH laughing, and there was no hostility involved. Even the fucking managers would've laughed at the situation, hell they clown and horse around with us! But this fucker? no... no he thinks his little security guard-ish job is so fucking high class, and it makes him feel so God damned self important to throw around his title as if he's just the shit.

I then pick the DVD up and Ray takes it, and I look directly at Chris and knock it out of Ray's hand just to spite the guy. Seriously dude, we're just store security, get over your fucking self. He's like the guy from "Observe and Report" (the movie) who took his mall security guard job a little too fucking seriously. I am serious about theft, but not employees clowning around while they're shopping around the store. I got better shit to do with my time.


Stupid fuck.